Eric Ellis
Senior
My name is Eric Enrique Ellis. First and foremost, it must be known that I got my Vans on but they look like sneakaz. Outside of that, I have many passions and things which tickle my fancy. I enjoy death metal concerts, talking on the telephone for hours without ever using the word "the", taking my dog Julius Caesar for walks, and death. Also, I enjoy taking naps with my two sons Antoine, 3, and Stanley Emmanuel, 18 mos. Originally, I am from Idaho, but I moved to Zionsville following the death of our cow Timothy. After Timothy's death, I converted to the beliefs of the Jehovah's Witness, a church which I follow to this day. I enjoy watching the gospel channel and QVC in my free time, and am known to eat massive amounts of ice cream when upset. I love the Harbinger because it gives me the opportunity to listen to Tupac and write stories about doin mah thang.
P.S. I love men. Being gay is my birth right. Nobody can take that away from me, not even my mommy. She says I'm not allowed to be gay but my dad says I can. And he's bigger than my mommy so he makes the rules. I like tight abs and dominant blue eyes. I use those abs as a washboard when I'm doing my laundry. The best gay bar in Indy is called Zain's San Fransisco Treat. There are so many hot guys up in there every night of the week. I want to vote for Barrack Hussein Osama, I mean Obama. He said he will defend my rights including being gay with me.